Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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