Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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