I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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