your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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