We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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