I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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