Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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