Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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