so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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