every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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