We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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