don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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