could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Text me some of your sweat
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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