So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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