First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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