Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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