; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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