btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
