sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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