so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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