: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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