she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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