My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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