found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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