We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
im on a boat
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