Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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