Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
