there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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