Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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