Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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