Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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