Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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