just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
