ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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