sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
