my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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