I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
sex on a bike is impossible
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