Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's JV to your varsity
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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