The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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