right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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