So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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