fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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