He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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