omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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