I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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