I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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