well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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