This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
