The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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