dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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